If Abbot & Costello Would Work in a High-Tech Office Today

I need you to write an ‘about’ page.

About who?

Us.

Us?

Yes.

Yes? I thought Us?

Not yes, us.

Us? What do you want from us?

About us.

What about us?

Not about you, about us.

Who’s talking about you?

You.

You?

Not me, you.

So it’s about you?

Correct.

What’s correct?

About us.

I thought it’s about you?

Precisely.

What does precisely have to do with it?

It has nothing to do with us.

So we don't need it?

Need what?

Not what, it.

It, what?

Not what, it. We don't need it.

We don't need what?

Could you please explain to me again what you want me to do??

I need you to write about us. Can't you understand that?

I didn't hear that, I heard you.

It's not about you, it's about us.

What about us?

Not us, me.

Me?

Not you, me.

So, you're saying it's about me?

I keep telling you it's not about you, it's about us!

What do I have to do with it!?

You have nothing to do with it! I need you do write about us!

There you go again..